apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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