but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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