and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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