Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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