Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm having to shit out rocks
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