i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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