I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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