Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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