they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize