Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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