Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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