Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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