We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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