all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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