I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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