Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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