i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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