he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
