You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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