So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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