MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm like, not good at living.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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