help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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