I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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