let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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