my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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