the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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