So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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