the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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