doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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