so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?