Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
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theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat