did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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