it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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