Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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