Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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