Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Please, let me fuck your mom
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
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I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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