You made me cry and you don't even care
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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