We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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