carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
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The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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