god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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