Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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