Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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