Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I think I just sharted jello shots
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