Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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