just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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