I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
tell me about the fingering
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