There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
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I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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