i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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