Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Randomize
