just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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