SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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