..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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