you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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