I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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