I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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