In the future we'll all be gay
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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