Do vagina's smell?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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