Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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