Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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