oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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